Before we left Washington, DC, my young son had one reaction when encountering a bee – an ear-splitting scream, very Fay Wray in delivery and decibel. But that was before, before, before we left the land of the disease-riddled Tiger mosquito and entered the virtual beehive known as England, where strawberries are succulent, flowers blossom in every raggedy garden and bees rule.
There was a time, just months ago, when I’d consider the current visitation a “swarm.” But in fact, these insects (bees, wasps and hoverflies, which masquerade as stinging pests), are so plentiful (in yards, parks, restaurants, even, dare I say it, buzzing in and out of my bedroom windows), that I’ve become desensitized. Cocktails in the garden with bees using my thighs as a landing strip? Sure! Bees in the loo? Come on in.
Some say this year’s crop is particularly intense (I recently saw some stoic Brits evacuate a charming outdoor tea garden as bees bombed their quaking trays of fresh scones.) There is a limit, I’m told.
But even my son now accepts the bugs as part of the landscape, warning “move on bee,” with a flick of his hand. My daughter gleefully squashes them with her tiny shoes. I expect less ennui after their first stings. But in truth, I’ll take the risk over a summer of perpetually itchy limbs and the toxic odor of Deet.
Or maybe it’s the crumpets smeared with English set honey that has me numbed into submission. Ask me after I get stung.
